Showing posts with label Andy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andy. Show all posts

Glen Lake: By The Numbers

Sunday, July 18, 2010

1 aunt
1 uncle
2 cousins
2 grandparents
2 boats
723 times Andy and I yelled “I’m on a boat!”
1 happy Holland hat
4 sad Nederlanders after the World Cup final
6 pairs of Keens
1 hike
2 children who whined and cried for hike duration
2 parents vowing no more hikes
1 trip to the playground
3 trips to the beach
1 climb up the Sleeping Bear Dunes
1 ice cream excursion
1 shopping trip with niece
1 scenic drive
1 jaunt to Leland
1 18th birthday
1 51st anniversary
5 books read
918 searches for Waldo
1,839,407 times kids yelled “Jorden! Jorden! Hey Jorden! Jorden!”
1 son awestruck by friendly policeman
1 rainy day
6 sunny days
7 days of swimming
2 bottles of sunblock
1 sunburn
10 bottles of Labatt Blue Light
3 pancakes/3 sausage patties/2 eggs consumed by kids at Art’s breakfast
3 petoskey stones found
1 fun week

(Wanna see pictures? Will be posting all to my Flickr photostream)

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One Morning, Two Kids

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Last Saturday Henry and Eleanor each got a haircut.


Each ate lunch out at a restaurant.


What’s so special about this? They did these activities independent from one another.

We’ve tried to separate them before, with not much luck—lots of tears and anxiety over being apart from one’s twin. But Andy and I decided we were up for another try, so off Eleanor went to Mommy’s salon for a haircut while Henry headed downtown to the barbershop with Daddy.

Both kids did great during their cuts and corresponding lunch dates. I think the anxiety this time was felt more by the parents. I had a moment of “oh crap! I forgot the kids!” as I backed the van out of the driveway and spotted the empty seat in the row behind me. It felt so foreign to not have two, to not have my attention constantly split. It also felt foreign to not attract the stares and smiles that being out with twins usually generates. But I think the outings were good for all four of us, and Andy and I look forward to more opportunities to get to know our children individually. I’m glad I live in twin world, but it’s nice to visit singleton world occasionally.

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Happy Father's Day

Sunday, June 20, 2010




The father of me.

The father of my children.

The two best examples of fatherhood I know.

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Flesworthy Filler Friday: Special Sunday Edition!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

It was Friday, and then suddenly it wasn’t any more. Where did the weekend go? Anyhow, some lists for your list-reading enjoyment.

Items That I Hope My Kids, Not Andy, Left in My Bathroom
penguin Happy Meal toy
board book about hamsters

Songs STILL Residing in My iPod Playlist, Some More Shameful Than Others
“Santeria” by Sublime
“All Summer Long” by Kid Rock
“Guerilla Radio” by Rage Against the Machine
“Stronger” by Britney
“Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer

Stats from Henry and Eleanor’s 3-Year Check-Up Held Friday
Eleanor:
height 39.5 inches
weight 32.5 pounds
Henry:
height 39 inches
weight 31 pounds

Items That Need to Hurry Up and Be Invented Already
Roundup weed killer that also kills moles and chipmunks
Roads that self-regenerate in the middle of the night so I don’t have to deal with construction traffic
Diet Coke that makes you look like Kate Winslet
Robot that potty-trains children and gets them to sleep before 10:00 pm

Occurrences That Made Me Feel Old
hearing Madonna played on a lite-rock radio station
commercials for The Karate Kid remake
hearing Eleanor say “let me see…” JUST like I do and realizing that when she’s older and says that she’s turning into her mother it will be ME she’s horrified to turn into

My Favorite Photos from The Past Week


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Weekend Haiku

Monday, May 31, 2010

thankful for soldiers
who gave their life so I could
enjoy my freedom

slept sixteen hours
up awhile, then slept twelve more
being sick: no fun

weekend of reading
Neverwhere and then re-read
two Little House books

Andy is obsessed
with Bell’s Oberon, it’s like
his Wire of beer

lawn mower wheel broke
we go through mowers like I
go through Diet Coke

sprinkler fun with kids
“watch out, Mom” they giggled as
we ran through the spray

snapped a few photos
then put camera down to play
sometimes just live life

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What I Learned in Saint Louis

Sunday, May 30, 2010

(Okay, so I was actually in St. Louis last weekend, and meant to tell you about it sooner. Instead I got bronchitis. But anyway.)

Even in the same town as the source, Budweiser tastes watery.


Big-ass Clydesdales are cute.


Big-ass koi, on the other hand, freak me OUT.


The Arch seems taller than the Eiffel Tower, but it isn’t.


Animatronic people? Creepy.


It’s nice to stop and smell the roses.


They tell you two samples at the brewery, but they don’t mean it.


The world needs more statues of the man who invented what I eat for lunch every day.


Add Chihuly to the list of Artists Whose Talent I Admire But Whose Art All Looks The Same to Me (see also: Frank Gehry).


I found my thrill at Blueberry Hill.


Weekends away with Andy need to happen more often than once every two years.


If you leave the kids with Grandma and Grandpa, they won’t even notice you’re gone.

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Sometimes I’m Not The Sharpest Tool in the Shed

Monday, May 17, 2010

JENNIFER: (pointing to concert photo her cousin posted on Facebook) John Paul Jones. Who’s that?

ANDY: He was in Led Zeppelin.

JENNIFER: Wasn’t there a pope named John Paul Jones?

ANDY: You mean Pope John Paul? (sarcastically) I don’t think there’s ever been a “Pope Jones.”

JENNIFER: Oh.

ANDY: (proceeds to mock Jennifer)

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What can I say? I was raised a Methodist.

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Decade

Thursday, April 29, 2010

A decade of
laughing
traveling
loss
inside jokes
moving
hoping
parenting
sharing
friendship

We said “I do” ten years ago today. I guess that officially makes us an Old Married Couple. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Happy anniversary, Andy.

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Today = Awesome

Friday, March 19, 2010

Why, you ask?

Well, the weather, for starters. The sun! The warmth! The blue sky!

Henry and Eleanor had their first chocolate milk AND their first Reese’s peanut butter egg.

After a fun morning of playing at the Y with friends, we drove downtown and took Andy to lunch.

I successfully parallel parked my minivan.

Lunch involved being surrounded by multiple flat-screens showing NCAA tournament games.

We blew bubbles for the first time since last summer.

I ate ice cream while watching Project Runway.

Did I mention all the sunshine?

Michigan State squeaked by with a win.

Mommy got a new 50mm f/1.8 lens and apologizes in advance for the inevitable onslaught of photos. A sneak peek:

Those eyelashes make ANY day awesome.

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Furlough Week (the rest of it)

Monday, February 15, 2010

Furlough Week tried to not heed my warning. It threw another round of snot at us, plus a fun trip to Costco for Jennifer where she stood in two long lines to order contacts, only to discover that her eye doctor apparently time traveled to put a January expiration date on her prescription.

But we refused to sit at home and play our sad trombones. We had quite the spectacular day on Thursday, spending most of it at the Children’s Museum. Henry and Eleanor were in good spirits, roaring at strangers in the dinosaur exhibit and dancing to the music on the carousel. The kids also saw their first planetarium show, featuring Big Bird and Elmo, which they are still talking about. We ended the day going out for supper. Henry acted like we had never taken him out to eat before; “I LOVE eating at this restaurant,” he kept saying.

On Friday morning we went to the gym, where Andy got to see Henry and Eleanor jump on trampolines and navigate across balance beams. That afternoon the kids took a nap, their first in about two weeks, so there was much rejoicing.

The weekend involved snot, sleeping in, watching lots of Olympics and FINALLY some organizing. I tackled our office and worked my way through mountains of paperwork. It wasn’t quite the big start that I wanted to getting our house in order, but hey, I’ll take it. Andy and I don’t really do Valentine’s Day (we’d rather celebrate our anniversary instead of when Hallmark tells us to celebrate—hopeless romantics, that's us) so we spent the day focusing on the love of our family. And what a family we have. Henry hugged Andy and I while proclaiming, “I love you guys,” and Eleanor told me I was her best friend. Doesn’t get any better than that, does it?

Some photos of our family togetherness, just to rub it in Furlough Week’s face:






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Thinking Happy Thoughts

Friday, February 5, 2010

I’m grouchy today. Eleanor’s pneumonia recovery forced us to lay low (thankfully she’s tons better), so I have been at home all week with two toddlers who refused to nap every. single. day. And I had plans to attend an art show tonight with a handful of cool chicks, which I had looked forward to all week, but it started blizzarding this afternoon so I ended up at home in my sweatpants eating frozen pizza instead. GRRRRRRRRR.

But I’ve done more than my share of bitching lately, so to lift my spirits (and to help you not want to tell me to shut up already) I came up with a few things that have made me happy recently. Without further ado:

Andy has officially begun his work furlough week. Which, I cannot even begin to tell you how fired up I am for this. Okay, so I’m not enamored of the “not getting paid” part of it, but I am beyond excited to have him home with us all of next week. We have work-around-the-house plans, and family-fun plans, and it will be hard to give him back to his workplace a week from Monday.

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Betty White is awesome. A completely random thought, I know, but I’ve seen her a lot lately, whether it’s getting a SAG lifetime achievement award, or mentions of her upcoming Super Bowl ad, or the Facebook group trying to get her to host Saturday Night Live. She is my favorite Golden Girl and was always terrific on Super Password (confession: I also had a weird crush on Burt Convy) and I don’t know, she just makes me really happy.

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Speaking of random celebrity love, my friend Nancy and I listened to an interview with Dr. Temple Grandin about 10 or 12 years ago and have been slightly obsessed with her ever since. You hear her talk about how her autism lets her think like animals, and her squeeze chair, and her slaughterhouse designs, and at first you’re like, “wait, what?” but then you realize that she is fascinating and pretty incredible and you read Animals in Translation and then suddenly you’ve been a fan of hers for a decade. So imagine my excitement over THIS:

A Temple Grandin BIOPIC. Starring CLAIRE DANES. This is so many levels of AWESOME it makes me type in ALL CAPS like KANYE.

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One upside to the germs in my house lately is that I’ve had extra time for reading. I got a chance to move a few books from the reading it! to the read it! column over there in my side bar. One of the books I enjoyed is One and the Same: My Life as an Identical Twin and What I've Learned About Everyone's Struggle to Be Singular by Abigail Pogrebin. I witness Henry and Eleanor’s amazing twin bond on a daily basis, and as someone who is six years older than her only sibling, I don’t think I’ll ever “get it.” It was interesting to read about that bond from twins themselves and learn how it can be both their biggest hindrance and biggest blessing.

So I was excited to get an email in my inbox this afternoon saying that Abigail was following me on Twitter, and then a while later this popped up in my Twitter stream:

Yes, I know that authors are just people, but given my lifelong love of books, I sometimes assign them rockstar status in my head. So this tweet might be the highlight of my day. And that sound you just heard was probably Abigail logging on to Twitter, clicking Unfollow, and muttering, “oohhhkaaaaay, crazy internet stranger.”

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Henry and Eleanor often ask me to draw them things on their Magnadoodle, and I direct them to Andy, because he has the artistic talent. I stumbled upon this today while picking up toys:

I missed the conversation between kids and Daddy that resulted in this smiling sun with a bruised forehead, eyeliner, prison gang tear tattoos, and cop-from-Village-People mustache. Oh, to be a fly on the wall during that art session.

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Christmas, Part III: Carterville

Saturday, January 2, 2010

We hit the road Christmas Day and headed to my hometown for our third and final holiday celebration. It was a fun weekend of eating, sleeping, and grandchild-spoiling.

Surprisingly, I was without a camera for a few events (shocking, I know). Allow me to reenact them for you.

Our longtime neighbors welcomed a new addition, and I got to sneak across the street to hold the sweetest little 2-day-old baby girl.


I spent Saturday afternoon hanging out with childhood friends Beth and Tara. I love having friends you’ve known for so long you can’t remember not knowing them.


Andy and I took advantage of free babysitting and went to see Avatar in 3D. Holy crap, you guys, it was the coolest-looking thing I’ve ever seen. Okay, so Andy said the plot was basically Dances with Wolves, and some of the dialogue was so cheesy I laughed aloud at inappropriate times, but the special effects were incredible. I’ve never seen anything like it.


Luckily for you I had my camera out for the majority of the weekend. Here’s what else we did.

Henry and Eleanor were very excited to see more presents waiting for them at Grandma and Grandpa’s house. We told the kids we had to clean up after supper before we opened them. Henry stood right by the table and the minute the last dish was cleared he yelled, “It’s clean, Grandma! Let’s open presents!”


We decorated Christmas cookies, adding way too many sprinkles and then eating our creations.




Andy and I ate a lot and slept a lot and mainly stayed out of the way of the lovefest that is Henry, Eleanor, Grandma and Grandpa being together. Honestly, I think we could have disappeared and the four of them wouldn’t have noticed. It makes me so happy to see the grandparent/grandchild bond in action. Especially when that bond allows me to sleep in and sneak off to movies.



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Christmas, Part II: Indianapolis

Thursday, December 31, 2009

“What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?”

“Garbage truck,” Henry would answer. Every. Single. Time.

What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?”
“A baby doll,” Eleanor would reply, with “toys” being the other occasional answer.

Since Henry and Eleanor were (mostly) on the Nice list this year, Santa delivered the requested items, plus a few more treats. The kids and I had a great time tracking Santa online as he traveled the globe on Christmas Eve. Henry informed us that he heard Santa on Christmas morning. The whole family had a leisurely morning of opening gifts, a pancake breakfast, and then some playtime with new toys before we loaded up the minivan and headed to Carterville for our final round of celebrating.

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Christmas, Part I: Champaign

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

So, our Christmas week officially kicked off with a trip home to Illinois to spend the weekend with Andy's folks. It was a fun two days of opening presents and getting spoiled,

of discovering Batman,

of eating very well.

I smell meat! I'm Santa, and I smell meat!

We also lazed about and relaxed.


A lot.



The weird thing, though, was that in addition to the usual cast of characters,

we had all these other people show up to celebrate, too.

The house got reeeeealllllly crowded, what with a barber,

a veterinarian,

a firefighter,

a Viking,

an opera singer,

and a couple of superheroes who showed up to crash the party.


That murderous Viking totally drank all our ale, pilfered the meat, and tried to plunder all of the gifts. Who invited her, anyway?

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