Chicago: Q & A

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I know it’s Tuesday already, but hey, how was your weekend? What did you do?

Well, I’ll tell you what I DIDN’T do.

I didn’t change a diaper.

I didn’t worry about naps.

I didn't play Elmo DVDs in the car.

I didn’t have to share my breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

I didn’t have an audience whilst peeing.

So yeah, that’s great, but I asked what you DID do?

I went to Chicago for another fun girls’ weekend with childhood friends Beth and Tara.

I spent a crapload of money at IKEA.

I wondered what the big-eared mouse at Topo Gigio was all about.

I enjoyed the view.

I strolled down Michigan Avenue.

I ate my free sample at Ghirardelli while waiting on my chocolate chip ice cream.

I got lost on my way back from the bathroom even before I had a drink.

I laughed my ass off at The Second City and saw too much truth in the “always on your iPhone" skit.

I was always on my iPhone.

I woke up to the lake.

I got a lesson in Barcelona soccer at Niketown.

I wondered if other Battlestar Galactica fans laugh at this mirror.

I ate my first burger from Portillo’s, a bacon maple cupcake (yes, BACON) (yes, it was delicious), and pesto fried rice.

I got eyebrows at Barney’s.

I rode in a loop around the Loop in search of falafel.

Oh, that falafel was soooooooooo delicious wasn’t it?

Yeah, probably the best I’ve ever—wait a minute. Who are you? Who’s asking me these questions?

Um, it’s yourself.

Really? That’s kind of creepy. Also, why are you asking me about my weekend if you, I mean me, were there?

Hmmmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t we, I mean you, I mean me, grab another Diet Coke and continue our addiction with Words with Friends?

Sounds like a plan. You get the ice and I’ll get the iPhone?

Being mocked by Second City taught us nothing, did it?

No. No it did not.


punkinmama said...

Sounds amazing! Glad you had such a great weekend!

Maybe I'll see you on Words with Friends!

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