People That Need to Stop Talking

Jennifer Lopez

Pat Robertson

Rush Limbaugh

The woman on the cell phone at Kroger, yapping about her new job (created for her, by the way, and her first couple days will just be learning the ropes, in case you were wondering)

those Jersey Shore people

Heidi Montag

Jay Leno

Rush Limbaugh. Listing you twice, Rush, because really? “Tampons in your ears?” Are you back on the pills?

this guy

that guy

Athletes that point to Heaven and thank God. I think God’s probably in Haiti right now, dude, not caring that you just caught that pass.

Me. What’s up with the grouchiness? It’s been a nice day of figure skating PLUS the Golden Globes PLUS kids who went to bed at 7:00. I need to quit bitching, don my Snuggie, and get back on the couch.