Things I Thought I'd Never Say, and Then I Had Kids

Monday, January 26, 2009

Does Big Bird have both his eyes?

Come here and get your pants on.

Quit pressing the monkey button.

No, we don’t put our forks in our hair.

Yes, you have two nipples.

2 comments:

E said...

You are so funny! lol. You have to write a book, Jennifer. Oh my gosh. You and Andy could rotate chapters. It would be a best-seller.

Lil Sis said...

How about this one: "Oohhhh, you need another cracker? Sorry, Mommy's playing Mario Cart."

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